A satirical political movement...until it's real.
This is more than a show. It’s a movement to Heal America through comedy, creativity, and community. Sign up to be part of it all — new content, absurd protests, tour dates, and when the time comes, even petition drives to get on the ballot.
Email isn’t your thing? Text COLEY to 833 360 9992 to stay in the know.
A positive revelution
to Heal America
using purpose driven
comedy x absurd solutions
The TV Show
Coley For President is in production now.
a sketch comedy show featuring Coley & the Revelutionaries mocking everything while proposing absurd solutions that may actually work. where positivity x innovation cure dystopia. The Daily Show meets Black Mirror.
The Movement
Multimedia Tours. Absurdist Protests. Purpose Driven Content (films, tv, music, podcasts).
More Revelutionaries working together to heal our country and create a healthier life for all. The light following dark times. We obviously still have a lot of work to do...
The Election
only if the people and the universe demand it, maybe Coley runs in 2028.
if not, only pyschopaths chase power. we'll just keep being silly from the outside and make a prolific catalog of Coley for President TV Show seasons + purpose driven content that helps influences and gives ideas to well intended political leaders. we don't care who does it or who gets credit, just f'n change things for real.
The vibes
political violence has been used by oppressive governments and impatient revolutionaries for millenia, hasn't worked yet. maybe we should evolve into a collaborative species that only uses violence for ethical self defense. No more short cuts x dark shit.
let's call it. we're at rock bottom America. blaming each other ain't going to get us out of this mess. it's all of our fault.
we don't trust science anymore but 1+1 is always 2, we can't forget math or we're f'ed.
without good faith intentions x honoring our word, we have nothing.
we are all too BRAND-IST. the root of all racism, sexism, radical extremes. I don't give a shit what you are.
Fresh energy. Youth.
The first punk rock president.
Authenticity.
Healthier Ecomony
Affordable Housing, Food & Healthcare
Balance National Budget via National Assets (Sovereign USA Fund), Payoff National Debt, No More Budget Deficits
Simplified 1 Page Tax Code - Fairer for The People, Billionaires Pay Back What They Hoarded
Earned Universal Basic Income based on years of service to country
Promote Freedom - less 2 tier regulations holding the people back from independent living x let women plan their families smart
Healthier
People
American Heal Corps - a new branch of service focused on healing (mental health, weather resiliency, preventative healthcare)
Healthier Food, Air, Water and Products - no more pumping poison into the environment and our products
Use of nature and permaculture to provide more sustainable farming and communities
Promote Quantum God - we need a spiritual revolution welcoming all religions, whatever makes us better humans with better lives
Healthier Politics
American Heal Corps - a new branch of service focused on Term Limits - for Congress and Supreme Court
Promotion of Healthy Bipartisanship - no negative ads, remove dark money from politics and return to democracy fundamentals
Voting Day a National Holiday and use technology to make it accessible and secure for everybody to vote from home or at polls
More Referendums - let's put policies to The People for pure mathematical vote instead of Representatives who don't represent us
Promote Patriotism - this means billionaires paying taxes and investing in their communities and both parties loving each other
Healthier
World
Pro Safety - separate Immigration from Safety. We of course need strong borders and a real process for legally immigrating but it should be done with compassion and only criminals should be deported. More but better educated & compassionate law & order
No More Economic Wars, Defense of Homeland Only
Secure Peace with China to share global responsibilities and avoid WW3
More Mental Health Resources in our country - if we aren't healthy and well fed, the danger comes from us
Healthier Technology
Digital Bill of Rights - it's time, now that most of our economy and even lives are digital
All Profits from Content must be shared with creators
All people own their own likeness and creations with cyberprotection
No more toxic products, deceptive fees, digital traps and corporate price grifting
Clean Green Infinite Energy powered by AI
Antitrust Enforcement - no more monopolizing the pipes and the products, it's now hurting innovation
This is more than a show. It’s a movement to Heal America through comedy, creativity, and community. Sign up to be part of it all — new content, absurd protests, tour dates, and when the time comes, even petition drives to get on the ballot.
Email isn’t your thing? Text COLEY to 833 360 9992 to stay in the know.
Spread the movement
All conversations sparked from these shirts are guaranteed to be funny and unifying. Just what America could use at the moment.
