a Coley lay down comedy special.
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Also, trailer :)
Why shoot a comedy special on love, sex, dating, ethics and gender relations, while simultaneously getting a vasectomy?
Fair question.
Let’s take a look at where society is currently at…
Roe vs. Wade is gone.
Performing an abortion is illegal in 33 states.
13 states don’t even have an exception for rape or incest.
and after all that…
and after all that…
chemicals that mess with their hormones
metal prongs inside their bodies
or tubal ligations that are risky and expensive
whack
While a vasectomy is the safest, quickest and most effective form of birth control.
And to prove how easy it is, I take the knock while telling jokes to the camera to heal the gender culture wars while getting my nut tubes cut & burned.
Don’t worry, my nuts are censored in the full version too.
unless you give consent WITH ENTHUSIASM for the uncensored version
#FreeTheSack
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